jokes

One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they...

This Accountant bloke arrived home late one night and his wife says "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates." he said proudly. "What the hell were you...

"Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk.Design your character like the sky where everyone desire to reach."

Should Jokes an Integral part of Life pls comment on Managers point of View b:SugarwareZ-249:

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards ! :SugarwareZ-177:

A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: "Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so...

pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused. She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing. They both get off the bus at the next...

santa: 10 Rs. k recharge se kitna milta hai???? Banta Shopkeepr:7 Rs milte hai.... Santa: Thik hai,Baki 3 ki namkeen de de yar...............

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Santa: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Santa: Well...

ladka : i love you....... ladki : main bewkoofo se pyar nahi karti...... ladka : par main to karta hoon.... :SugarwareZ-218:

"How To Cook A Turkey" (in other words, "Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies") Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey Step 3 : Put turkey in the oven Step 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskey Step 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6 : Take three more whiskeys of drink...

Smartness of Boy's: 1st day of colledge:- Boy: Tumhara Naam kya h?? girl:Mujhe sab 'DIDI' khate h... Boy:WOW!! wat a coincidence!! Muje sab 'JIJAJI' kehte h...

:SugarwareZ-251:Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm...

Doctor: Yes, what is it I can do for you? Patient : Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my frie! nds told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body's blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn't anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs...

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. :SugarwareZ-153:

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sarda: i kiss my wife before leaving for office.... sardar neigbour: i kiss ur wife after leave for office..:SugarwareZ-072:

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee > when he noticed a most > unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was > followed by a second one > about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second > coffin was a solitary man > walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of > 200...

Friend 1: I got a brand new Ford Ikon for my wife! Friend 2: Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Judge: Don't you have any shame? This is the third time you are coming to court. Accused: You are coming daily, don't you have any shame? Candidate attending an interview in Software...