jokes

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure. Banta thought that was too high and went to another farmer. His price was Rs 200 per day plus he would get to keep the manure. Then he went to Santa who asked just...

One day a frying pan and a cooke started fighting in the kitchen. The cooker started teasing the frying pan by saying that how ugly you are , almost black. The frying pan replied quietly if I am so ugly, than why do you whistle at me ?

sardar takes part in kbc, srk-which state does river ganga flow? sardar- oye sir! very easy questionb yar! i dont even need to see the options! srk- (taken back) yeah? tell me then. sardar- liquid state sir! kya ap bhi? ask some diffficult question. the crowd started to clap loudly and all...

-Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo...

Difference between mother & wife: One woman brings you into this world crying .... and the other ensures that you continue to do so... :)

Corporate - Jokes I'm the Boss The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: 'I'm the Boss!' He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he...

Lesson 1: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared...

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

santa driving the jeep in the jungle . tourist- if a lion follows close to us how can we escape? santa- give a right indicator and a left turn:thumbsup:

CHANGING HR POLICIES Casual Fridays: Week 1 - Memo No. 1 Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 - Memo No. 2 Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual...

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de Baniya on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Baniya:To...

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a...

There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be...

A guide to man-machine interface USER-FRIENDLY C:\ DUR Command not found. Try retyping USER-HELPFUL C:\ DUR I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ? USER-UNFRIENDLY C:\ DUR C:\ DUR C:\ DUR C:\ DUR USER-HOSTILE C:\ DUR Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do...