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<h2>Happy Dussehra 2015, SMS, Messages, Jokes</h2> 1) Long live the tradition of Hindu culture, As the generations have passed, Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger bond lets keep it up. Best Wishes for Dussehra 2015. 2) A time for celebrations, A time for victory of good over the...

<h2>Indian Air Force Day October 08, 2015 Funny Shayari, Sms, Jokes</h2> 1) One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of...

<h2>Boss Day October 16, 2015, Funny Shayari, Sms, Jokes</h2> 1) I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an...

<h2>Gandhi Jayanti 2015 Funny Shayari, Sms, Jokes</h2> 1) Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!! Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!! . . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya… Happy Gandhi Jayanti 2) Apna wallet nikalo aur...

<h2>Bakra Eid 2015: Shayari, Whatsapp jokes, Quotes and Poetries</h2> The biggest festival is vividly and vibrantly celebrated by our Muslim community. Bakra Eid is also known as the feast of the sacrifice and it is all set to hit on 25th September 2015. Eid al-Adha falls on the 10th day of...

Friends, Since last few days, I have seen quite a few jokes on Narendra Modiji's foreign visits made by congressi 10JP doormats, self-professed intellectuals, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ and a section of media that has loyalty to the 'family'.... and all people are curious why Narendra Modiji visits so...

<h1>Why Comedy Central Cut Hannibal Buress’ Jokes</h1> "You ought to say thanks to me for taking part in this to a great degree straightforward endeavor to be more affable in the general population eye," the humorist said at the taping, which wound up on the cutting room floor. That is...

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I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. Who stopped payment on your reality check? We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My...

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now. Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef. Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A...

What's the difference between a tea cup and a peecup? A tea cup is a kind of cup they drink out of in England. A peecup is a kind of truck they drive in Mexico. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US! A little Mexican boy goes into the...

Best Joke in the world A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend...

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The...

A big city London lawyer went duck hunting in rural Scotland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing. The lawyer...

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed...

A Irishman and a German are the only survivors of a plane crash on an island. They are walking around looking for food when the German finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie appears. The genie says, "I will grant each of you one wish. But, I must warn you, anything you choose, the other man...

A bum comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and raps gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the bum asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by...

A grasshopper walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a tall, frothy mug and says "You know... we have a drink named after you." To which the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Bob?" A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and...

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts" What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a Tupperware party? A: They're both out looking for a...

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering. Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy...