jokes

"If you can take care of yourself and make it to 90, starting at age 90, every year, one law no longer applies to you." Watch more from Patton Oswalt » Andy Samberg "I first suspected that my father was gay when I asked him to pick a number between one and ten and he was all, 'I'm gay.' That's...

Nano at Heaven George, Robin and Alex are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter. "Ok you, George, how many times did you cheat on your wife??" "Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life". "Ok, your car...

Business one-liners 01 A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the...

engg joke#1 how to prove tht 2/10 is equal to 2 2 = two 10= ten 2/10 = two/ten = wo/en w = 23 o = 15 e = 5 n = 14 thus w + o = 23 + 15 = 38 and e + n = 5 + 14 = 19 thus wo/en = 38/19 = 2 thus proved....lollzz

1 The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.' ============ ========= =========...

sardar received a messages from his girl friend I Miss you sardar replied: I Mr. You English teacher: one cute and young girl is walking on the road. change this into an exclamatory sentences. student: Aailaa, ITEMM! Teacher: explain digestive system in one sentence? student: it is the...

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi. Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Sala Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha. Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi...

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then? :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean...

SRK was detained for two hours at Newark airport in US. Though SRK says he doesn't want an apology, Minister Ambika Soni asked for tit for tat treatment for Americans!

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! :D Titanic was sinking. An...

FUNNY ATC CONVERSATIONS: for all those who love Aviation and Airplanes While taxiing at LaGuardia the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. The irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew...

Bringing Smile in ppls face is the best thing to do. So I am starting a new section for Kadi Jokes..Pls share ur views and add more. Njy the post..

2+2= ???? Bolo kitna 2+2= 5 Batu Kaise GALTI SE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:SugarwareZ-185:

Santa Singh catches his wife cheating on him... infuriated he decides to kill his wife and himself.... So he draws his pistol and puts it to his temple Wife : Laughs ....hahaha Santa: Dont laugh ...you'r next :) :)

> Q. What is more difficult than getting an elephant in a car? > A. Getting 2 elephants in a car!! > > > Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 elephants in a car?(Don't raise the number) > A.Getting 2 pregnant elephants in a car!!! > > > Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant...

Golf Funeral A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His...

whats the heights of the cheapness of a maaru person... ans) giving a miss call to the fire department when his house is on fire