jokes

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! TEACHER : PAPPU, go...

A manager is known by three measures: The thickness of the carpet in his office. The area of his desk. The volume of his car's engine Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." Personnel manager: "What made you leave your last job?" Applicant: "Sickness."...

Teacher: What is 2k + k? Student: 3000! Q: How does one insult a mathematician? A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!" Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months...

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.

WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up...

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise...

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and...

"HeArT aTtAcK" .... A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!... I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U...

What's the first thing a musician says at work? "Would you like fries with that?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a musician without a significant other? Homeless...

So many of our dreams seen impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. -Christopher Reeve

बंता: आप तो कह रहे थे मेरे साथ डिनर पर चलो वहां खान&#2375...

Meghna Naidu complaied to cyber crime dept about a hacker who hacked into her gmail account and spread a rumour about her pregnancy!

You Know You Work in the 21st century when ... � cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. � your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don�t have e-mail addresses. � pick-up lines now include...

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. ~ David Letterman (1947 - ) How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, 'I could have done that!' I have...

Dear All, A very Happy day to you. The marriage season is on.. This one is a marriage proposal..You will get crazy ! ************* ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA. *RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT! Madam : I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in...

Six things boys do in exam hall.. counting no of girls asking for pencils or scales seeing thru window seeing brand of pen

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!