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Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train Friend: Why? Sardar: I got upper berth Friend: Why didn't you exchange? Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth... Have Fun! Bye Jagan

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1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. 3. Beauty isn't measured by outer...

Mistakes on a resume These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability." "Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity...

1) B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u. i dnt wana wake up bcoz whn i do, u know what? i just start missing you...

1. Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. 2. A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician...

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the...

You Know You Work in the 21st century when - - cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. - your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. - pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets...

"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." " A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was...

A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "yes and you also have soup all over you!" A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living...

What are Good Clean Jokes? Words best shared with a friend to bring about laughter. What is Laughter? A Biological reaction when people read Dang Good Clean Jokes.

If the Government Stops Funding Space Exploration...

Delayed Monsoon Santa is a store manager. One day he overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma`am, we haven`t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn`t look as if we`ll be getting any soon." Alarmed by what was being said, Santa rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door...

1: Sardar Jokes One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered........More 2: Sardar - Back On Demand A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?......More...

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do u know why sardar keeps his radio in fidge because he wanted to listen cool music

Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ------ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. ------ 2 sardar were...

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn’t u Exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b...