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Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! Cheers, Ajay

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the...

Lie detector Dave was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gadgets for sale. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day Dave came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that Dave claimed was actually a lie detector. It...

A foreigner had a very spicy indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet and said "Now I know why indians use water, Tissue might catch fire"

Swine flu spreads to 30 US states and the number of countries with confirmed cases jumped to 20 from two in little more than a week

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom...

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! ***************************** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when...

What is the greatest Mexican invention? A solar powered flash light. —– Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? —– What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours! —- Why are Mexicans so short? When...

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What's the LONGEST word in the WHOLE WORLD? S-MILE...because "s" is a mile from the end!:SugarwareZ-181:

Who was the first woman to fly without passport and visa? guess who? . . . . . . . . . Sita Maiyya with Ravana:SugarwareZ-077:

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach? A: A tangent.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Came across these...and thought of sharing it here....forgive me if you have heard/read it before Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune? A: Start off with a large one. A concerned customer asked his stock broker if the recent market decline and...