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:SugarwareZ-251:Preeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him? Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth. Jeeto: I`ll really miss you. No matter how great...

Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mom? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now...

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke...

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've...

Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying....A person asked "what are u doing...?" He replied "higher studies".......

Fifty fun things to do during an exam You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish...

Hello Friends.. let us start posting jokes arising out of Innocence.

ELEPHANT JOKES Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue elephant gun, of course. ========================================== Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun...

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Employee: Dear Sir, please increase my salalry else I'll say to everyone that you have given me an increment.:SugarwareZ-169:

A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"

Can u believe they are still ogether after all the shit that has happened between them for all these years... Who?? ... .. . . .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . ... ... ... Your BUMS )( hehe..

Sardar Again Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'. Sardar thinks 'how poetic' Sardar says, 'Pass the custard you bastard'. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says 'Johny...

A bunch of smart MBA students about to give their final paper just got nicely drunk & did not study. Next day morning remorse filled them & they thought of a brilliant idea of fooling their dean to cover their absence. They painted their hands & dresses with oil & grease &, with disheveled...

ab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai: Ae dost tu mat ho udaas, Saans meri chute na chute tra saath. Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad, toh mujhe call kar lena, meri INCOMING...

Hii... MANAGING BY DELEGATION TO THE SECRETARY These managers just delegate everything to the secretary. If He is good, He knows what she must do. MANAGING BY KNOWING NOTHING These managers don't really know anything at all. They let YOU give answers. Meanwhile they fill the time with nice...

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de Baniya on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Baniya:To...

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I have good news and bad news Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your...