jokes

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is...

Yo Mama so fat jokes Yo Mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt! Yo Mama so fat, she has a naked picture of Chef Boyardee in her wallet! Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K! Yo Mama so fat, she has to lay in the driveway to put on her underwear. Yo Mama so fat, when she...

"Yo Mama Jokes" Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence. Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired. Yo mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train yo mama's so ugly...

oke 1: A boy in class is learning about bones. Their teacher is sick for the day, a real senile old man that teaches biology. Their sub is the total opposite. One, it's a girl. Second, it's a young woman, easily just out of college. Third, instead of being mean and ugly, she's very sweet and...

Chemical Romance: My Chemical Romance Jokes-- Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. Frank Iero can divide by Zero. The grass is always greener on the other...

1. Blondes in a Convertible Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while...

Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor? A: Silence will fall Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark! Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Interference in the lighting practices...

NOTE: these jokes are not mine. This deviation is merely a collection. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Is it true that freedom of speech is the same in USSR as in USA? A: Yes. If you stand on Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C and shout: "Down with...

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge...

Why does Santa Claus have to be a man? Bcoz no woman will wear the same dress year after year. =)) =D 2 Pappu ki amma mar gayi, 1 aadmi bola- amma, hamein bhi le jaati. . . . 2-4 aadmi aur bole- amma hamein bhi le jaati... . . . . . Pappu - abe saalo, amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi jo sbko le...

1)A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A loud voice...

Q. Did you hear about how quick the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now. Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What's...

these are some jokes i hv found very funny over time IIT exam, Santa got one qs Prove sin x = 6n Santa cancelled 'n' from both sides then, six = 6 & wrote "kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke qs ka".. :D Negro died & reached heaven ANGEL - who are u? NEGRO (2 impress her) - I am Leonardo...

these are some jokes i hv found very funny over time IIT exam, Santa got one qs Prove sin x = 6n Santa cancelled 'n' from both sides then, six = 6 & wrote "kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke qs ka".. :D Negro died & reached heaven ANGEL - who are u? NEGRO (2 impress her) - I am Leonardo...

Hi here is my joke. Would like to reply and let me know your feedback. In a jungle, lion goes to Goat and asks who is the mightest in this jungle. Goat answered, Mr. lion u r the mightest in this jungle. Next, lion goes to a monkey and asked the same question. Monkey replied in fear that...

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it...

You know you are an MBA when.... You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. You decide to re-org your family into a 'team- based organization.' You refer to dating as test marketing. You can spell 'paradigm.' You actually know what a paradigm is. You understand your...

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?" Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into...

wt did d kid corn say to d mom corn? mom, whrz d popcorn???