jokes

Once Rajnikant Sang 'Lalla lalla lori' for a kid! . . . . . . . . Later the kid was known as Kumbhkaran

Once there was unknow kid who entered the house of rajnikant.. when he entered the house, rajnikant askd "Ae- Kon"... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . today that boy is famous and known as "AKON"

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam...

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, Just take a glass of sweet tea...

The following are only learned from college 1. Quarters are like gold. 2. Be creative in the dining hall. 3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc. 4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket. 5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night. 6. New additions to the food groups...

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit...

Hey any one plz send some jokes to flirt girls

2 types of suicides 1. Quick Death:take a rope tie it around your neck & hang 2. Slow Death:take a small rope tie it on girl neck & marry her...

Rajnikant made Mission Impossible possible.

I'm the Boss The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: 'I'm the Boss!' He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he...

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC.... And the computer needed a lifeline to choose the question! :D

funny jokes for relaxsation also picture for relaxation

maa:mera beta hero hai hero ladkiwale:vaise kis film ka hero maa:peepli live

:SugarwareZ-221:hi, A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and...

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the...

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. ‘How are you going to travel on a single ticket?’ asked a lawyer. ‘Wait and watch,’ answered one...

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to...

Santa ne banta se pucha hamare beech kya relation hai....to usne kaha jo besan aur pakode ka hai...kyunki jab besan santa h tab pakoda banta hai....