joke

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed. Then one said...

Pathan 10 saal se ro ro kar Khuda se Aulaad maang Raha tha. 1 Din Farishta Aaya aur Bola- Khan Tum ko Allah ka Vaasta hai mere Bhai, AAge se to Daal !!

1 behra scooter ghaseet k le ja raha tha..... 2nd behra-petrol khatam ho gaya kya? 1st-nahi yaar petrol khatam ho gaya.... 2nd-ohh!! mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya........

hostel student to his frend: yaar,dhoka ho gya" frend:kya ho gaya? student:yaar ghar walon se kitab k paise mangwaye the...unho ne kitab bhej di!!

In our country, politicians and corrupt officials are taking care of honest and innocent citizens is a great joke. It is like wolf taking care of your sheeps.

Police man: Kal subah 6 baje tumhe faansi di jayegi Sardar: ha ha ha Police man: has kyun rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon :SugarwareZ-295:

What is difference between a gud nun & a bad nun ? ? ? A gud nun says, "AMEN"....A bad nun says "A A A A A eee MENNNNNN !!!!! "

A muslim girl to a boy in bus: "Excuse me BhaiJaan" Boy: Abe Bolna hai to Bhai Bol ya Jaan bol , confuse kyon karti hai!!!

:SugarwareZ-185: What is education?? Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

did you hear about the homeless fisherman? he got a plaice..:SugarwareZ-177:

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK! I JUST WANTED kISS a charming,intelligent and most wonderful person on earth.................but what to do? LIPS can't touch my CHEEKS.........;-)

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard...

hey guys here is a puzzel cum joke there was a man who use to stay at 11th floor every day when he goes out of his house he use to use Lift(evelator), but every time when he returns home he either use to go till 8th floor if no1 was there with him in Lift and use to go directly 11th floor if...

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in...

Flying to Frankfurt The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short-tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but...

There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be...

There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be...

A guide to man-machine interface Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the...

A guide to man-machine interface Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the...