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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be selfsufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He...

How many malechauvinists does it take to switch a light bulb? None. Let the b*tch cook in the dark! :D

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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee > when he noticed a most > unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was > followed by a second one > about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second > coffin was a solitary man > walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of > 200 men...

Super Computer The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question...

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee > when he noticed a most > unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was > followed by a second one > about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second > coffin was a solitary man > walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of > 200 men...

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's.

Dont kill me for this >Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. > >But the she-elephant went and got married to some > >other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. > >One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to > >a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on...

john-god can u grant me the art of patience? god-see i would....john interrupts... john-god rrrrrr uuuuu going to grant me patience or not? god-my dear child..i was saying that.. john-oh come on god can u grant me the art of patience? god -hopeless case.....even i can't do much

A Marketing Consultant employed by KFC gained an audience with the Pope, and offered him a million dollars if he would change 'The Lord's Prayer' from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused the offer. Two weeks later, the consultant offered...

The Optimist says, "The glass is half full." The Pessimist says, "The glass is half empty." The Marketing Consultant says, "Your glass needs re-sizing." Greetings from Denmark

When ever u fall down, never lose hope .. .. .. .. .. .. Gather ur courage n strength..... . .. . . ,Just get up nd tel d bartender " One more.......on the rockz plz....! cheers

sir - 'she is kidding' .. Translate it in Hindi Sonu - Wo Bacche de rahi hai