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ear Dr. John, I need some advice. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings. I answer. Someone hangs up. She's started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask which girls it's always: "Just some friends from work...

The Pope walks into the room full of Cardinals... (I don't do accents) "I have good news, and bad news. First the good news: I just recieved the call, Christ's second coming has happened, Our Lord walks on this earth." a great cheer erupts. The Pope continues: "Now, calm down, now for the...

The Pope walks into the room full of Cardinals... (I don't do accents) "I have good news, and bad news. First the good news: I just recieved the call, Christ's second coming has happened, Our Lord walks on this earth." a great cheer erupts. The Pope continues: "Now, calm down, now for the...

:country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer. Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle." Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?" Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle...

:SugarwareZ-282::SugarwareZ-282: George Bush Jokes #2 In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium. Trent Lott says, "We are all here...

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit:nerd:

Tiger should change his name to "Cheetah"

laughter is d best medicine....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

chintu goes to a medical store and asks for a condom The store owner asks chintu to leave at once or he would call his father chintu persists with his demand The embarassed storekeeper gives him a condom chintu vanishes behind the bushes A few moments later chintu's father goes to the same...

laughter is the best medicine....so laugh as much as you can....hahahahahah

Santa said to his friend You know wht i saw my wife going for a movie with one guy Friend: why didnt you follow her Santa: Because i had already seen the movie

Ram Gopal Verma has challenged to watch Phoonkh2 alone in a theatre and win Rs 5 lakh!

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home

Santa said to his friend You know wht i saw my wife going for a movie with one guy Friend: why didnt you follow her Santa: Because i had already seen the movie :SugarwareZ-085:

1. OWN BLANKET A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr. Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!" He says...

Hey guys.. This is a real 'Googly' as one would say. So you should read this carefully and understand the depth involved in the subject of science and tech. How They Designed the Space Shuttle The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an...

What does TONY the TIGER and the Sugar Puff MONSTER fear the most? CEREAL KILLERS!!

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santa : ur mad banta : y santa : just. banta : ok santa : but why banta : sorry i was just joking

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says...