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The Olympic Torch arrived in Beijing Monday, where it immediately suffered an asthma attack and died."

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds...

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for Rs.3000. Old man advised “DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem” Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last...

Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant."Watch and you'll...

PROFESSOR: akal badi ki bhais? munnabhai bole pehley DOB bata mamu

The Doctor's Thermometer A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer?" The girl replied, "...uh ...not in my mouth, Doc. I might...

Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and...

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kisko likh rahe ho? Pagal: Apne aap ko Doctor: Kya likha hai? Pagal: Mujhe kya pata abhi mujhe mila thori hai

Hitler- in my dictionary, there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Santa- ab bolne se kya fayda, jab kharida tha tab check kar lena chahiye tha.

This guy dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are 3 rooms here and you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in". The Devil takes him to the first room where there were people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony. The Devil...

Hi, Why it so it is called Building eventhough it is built. ---------------------- Man 1 : Does ghost exists? Man 2 : No. Man 1 : How you say? Man 2 : All the ghost have died to due High voltage current Lines. Man 1 : !!! --------------- Bus Conductor : Does any body has to take the ticket...

we liv in a nation whr pizza reaches home faster than ambulance & police? where we get carloan@5% bt education loan@12%? rice 30 rs, simcard free? mera bharat mahan! think about it. jagoo...........................

raabri to laalu ae ji ka karat ho laalu:hum apne dost ka khatwa likhat hau.. raabri:par tum ka to likhey padhye nahi awat hai lallu:tu u sasura ko kaunsa awat hai...

Banta: I have read in the newspaper that a widower with nine children has married a widow with seven children. Santa: That was not a marriage, that was a merger.

Joke- Sardar goes with her wife to a coffee shop: there the couple orders to hot coffee. Sardarji drunk the coffee and asked her wife to drink the coffee quickly otherwise i have to pay 10 Rs extra for the cold coffee.:-)

Twenty New Management Styles 1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner. 2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These...

Doctor to Patient- Take this syrup 4 tablespoon daily Patient- But, doctor I have only 1 Tablespoon at my place. How would i take 4 tablespoon.:-)

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The...