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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see". Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars". Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that...

Height of language misuse... Student was seeing monkey out of the window & professor scolds him "why r u seeing the monkey outside when I'm in the class." :der:

An easily understandable explanation of derivative markets. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit . She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing...

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Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head. "Hey Banta, what's happening?" asks the bartender. "I'm in DEEP SHIT," Banta replies. "I just got caught screwing my...

TOP 50 one-liners on the internet! 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 3. Do not...

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of...

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One deer asked its mother why lions nd tigers are not able to attack us now a days... Mother told.... "its because we joined a bschool... we know abt team work, coordination, etc..... but they dont know that.....; Now the baby dear asked then wat will happen if lions nd tigers also join bschool...

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ONE TEACHER ASKED HOW MANY FINGERS DO WE HAVE BOY 6 GIRLS 4 TEACHER- HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TOLD YOU NOT COUNT WITH YOUR HAND IN UNDERWEAR

:SugarwareZ-051:I got a huge head, one of the bigger heads you'll see on the show tonight. I know it's a big head because every time I'm in a picture, it always looks like I'm really close to the camera. :SugarwareZ-287:

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how...

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Lalu went to USA to learn English. After 3 months... Rabri calls Obama and asks how is Lalu doing? Obama replied ... eee sasura naahi seekh payega...! ha ha ha :SugarwareZ-070:

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who...

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch...