joke

Tumhari galiyon main na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad... wah wah.... Tumhari galiyon main na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad... Kyunki kichad ho jaata hain baarish ke baad... wah wah

Tere Pyaar Mein mujko ho gaya fever (wah wah) Tere Pyaar Mein mujko ho gaya fever (wah wah) Debit the receiver, Credit the giver

The Hot Air Balloon A woman was in a hot air balloon. She spotted someone below and lowered closer to the ground to get his attention. She shouted, "Hey, I don't know where I am. Can you help me?" The man responded, "You are in a hot air balloon. You're about twenty feet above the ground, three...

once there was a person habvin sum illness he went to the dr the dr said dear ur kidneys hav failed the stupid man replied dr by how many marks

The only thing in this world to take seriously are jokes

Dear Boss, People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... gets promoted That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games...

Shadi mein plate pe tissue paper dekh ke BANTA ne socha ye bhi khaane ki cheez hai. Jaisa hi khana laga to sab Sardar Chillaye Oye na Kha , FEEKA HAI...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started...

Banta: why it is said that children brighten a home? Santa: That is because they never turn any of the lights off.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple u just took a bite from??? ..... Finding only half the worm!!! :P

Interviewer: If d earth starts rotating 30 times faste dan now, wot will happen?.... Candidate: V will get our salary daily...ha

Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.:SugarwareZ-154:

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three...

Define guts : entering late in the class having spicy hair color, i - pod in 1 ear , phone on other side, n saying to mam : "Hey sweety don't wait for me, carry on Baby "

Not sure if this is the right place to put this but a good joke. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the...

An Arab Sheikh's son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train." Sometime later he gets a...

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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

:SugarwareZ-190 joke :on moneysaving Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. :SugarwareZ-159::SugarwareZ-063:

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then...