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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot!!

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up...

An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to? Banta: O G paise wapas

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother. :SugarwareZ-191:

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what is the height of browsing..?? u falling in water nad shouting F1...F1,,,instaed of HELP...HELP....

Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time.

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the...

never trust ur heart 4 its on left side..............................................................................................................................................................................

Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells...

women struck to man cycle... said...tum ko sharam nahi ati itni lambi dhari rkah kar takar marte ho... molvi said.... bibi yeh darhi hai break nahi

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? Aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink." The Englishman drank...

A Sardarji was showing an american various historical sites in India. He showed Taj Mahal and american asked how many years it took to construct ? Sardarji told that around 45 years to which american replied that in america it will be done in 5 years. This went on for several monuments and...

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Santa: Banta what is the height of confindence ?? Banta: A man peeing in front of a waterfall !