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Why didn't the shrimp want to share any food? Because it is S(H)E(L)L fish :D

Once Santa Singh gave a visit to his Banta Singh's newly built bunglaw. When they reached the backyard, Santa observed 3 swimming pools. When he asked Banta, he said," the first one will be filled with hot water for winters" "the second one will be filled with cold water for summers" "And the...

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old...

Ek Chota sa lekin bahut khatarnak sentence jo na jane kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbad kar deta hai... "Are Yaar wo tuze dekh rahi thi..."

Never walk without a document -- People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure...

When a teacher asked to a child, "What's your father's name?" then the child replied "abhi name nahi rakha hai but pyar se papa bulata hu"!!!

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to...

The Cannibal Three cannibals get hired at a factory. They are welcomed to the company and told to go to the cafeteria as long as they don't bother the other workers. The cannibals promise. A month later the boss comes to see them and tells them all they have been doing a great job, but the...

The woman confessed to her crony: "I'm growing old, and I know it. Nowadays, the policeman never takes me by the arm when he escorts me through the traffic."

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if your teeth catches a worm inside, then do not eat for about 1 to 2 weeks, the worm will die inside of hunger. :D

Auto me couple romance kar rahe the, autowala dekh raha tha.. Aage jake auto pole se takra gayi, Auto wale ne sar patak ke bola "sala ab samja TITANIC que dub gayi thi".

Q. What did the Elephant say to the Dead Ant? Ans.Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant

What did the Elephant say looking at a dead Ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant

Punjab Airlines air hostess-sir ki loge? banta-badam milk,kheer,bread pakora,with tea. air hostess-sardarji tusi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te nahi. :-)

a leaflet on a cake shop: you want a piece of me, bring it on. :SugarwareZ-176:

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice. "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian...

A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil. The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a wall of solid gold 100 feet tall and 100 feet wide all the way around the state of Texas". The...

Personal Manager to New job applicant: "Why did your manager fire you?" "Well a manager is the man who stands arround and watches others work, right? " the young appicant replied. "Yes, but why did he fire you?" "He was jelous of me. A lot of workers thought i was the manager!"

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