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WHO IS THE ONLY INDIAN BATSMAN WHO SCORED CENTURY IN FIRST MATCH BECAME A CAPTAIN IN THAT MATCH AND THEY WON THAT MATCH BUT THE CRIKETER WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN? ANS BHUVAN LAGAAN ANS

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office. Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey...

Rajnikant is so upset wid d jokes being circulated abt him dat he made a movie named "My Name Is Rajnikant & I'm Nt A Sardar.":SugarwareZ-212:

Santa ne apni bhabhi ko jaan se maar diya, logo ne pucha kyu mara... santa: me jab bhi apne dosto se puchta tha ke kisse se baat kar rahen ho ye hi kehte ki teri bhabhi se..:D

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

A priest announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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husband runs into home telling, 'pack your bag, i won 10 millions in lottery'. wife: do i pack for beach or hills? husband: who cares? just pack & get lost.......

I thought I would pass on some humor for Monday just to get it kick-started. :-) Lesson 1: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So the rabbit...

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you...

During exams...... 9 am- wake up .............10am- Breakfast......11am- Thinking to score 80% .....1pm- Lunch & den sleep....... 5pm-Tea ......6pm- Thinking to score 60% 9pm-Dinner 10pm-Chal Yaar Jo hoga Dekha Jayega!!!

Personal Manager to New job applicant: "Why did your manager fire you?" "Well a manager is the man who stands arround and watches others work, right? " the young appicant replied. "Yes, but why did he fire you?" "He was jelous of me. A lot of workers thought i was the manager!"

This one is about Santa... our English lecturer Santa ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires : Santa: "...

You can hear good joke. Every day laughing keeps you healthy.

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An easily understandable explanation of derivative markets. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit . She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing...

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. "That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had." They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma. "That's for knowin' the difference." :SugarwareZ-056:

6 dogs running on a road. 1 dog asked ' hum sab bhaag kiyo rahe hai' then kaalu dog answered 'bagal waali gali me naya khamba laga hai chalo susu kr ke aate hai' :car:

night was dark, moon was high, boy stopped bike, girl asked 'why ?' boy came close, she felt shy, and he said, 'Dhakka maar heroine, petrol khatam ho gaya !' :SugarwareZ-012: