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Ek admi Telescope se asmaan dekh raha tha
Santa dhyan se use dekh raha tha
Tabhi ek Tara tuta
Santa chilaya
"Wah Boss kya nishana hai
 
Ek admi Teliscope se asmaan dekh raha tha
Ek Srdar dhyan se use dekh raha tha
Tabhi ek Tara tuta
Srdar chilaya
"Wah Boss kya nishana hai
 
School life is RELIANCE,
Kar lo dunia muthi me.
Collage life is AIRTEL,
Aisi aazadi aur kaha.
Married life is IDEA,
Jo badal de apki duniya
 
Santa:Yaar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya??

Banta:Yaar actually mere Dad keh rahe the ke 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam ho jati hai
 
Tom: sale 1 Laat marunga mumbai me ja k girega
Jon: me marunga to america me girega
santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro, pas k gaon jana h
 
Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"

Santa Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Lunga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.
 
Wife: plz bike tez mat chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai
Sardar: Agar tujhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhe band karle.
 
kanjus k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,

guess kyon?

bcos wo sari raat firebrigade
walo ko misscall marta raha
 
Santa(on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai
Maa:Bolo beta
Santa:Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa:ladka hua ya ladki
Santa:maine doosri shadi kar li
 
Tajmahal ko dekhkar bola sahjah ka pota..
Tajmahal ko dekhkar bola sahjah ka pota
Aaj humara b bank balance hota
agar dada diwana na hota
 
Wife="Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"
Husband="Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar.
 
Wife="Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"
Husband="Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar.
 
Opinions are like hand watches...
Everyone's watch shows different time from others..
But,
Everyone believes that their time is correct
 
Aftr the 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave a birth 2 a cute baby

What name abhishek will keep for him?


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what an idea sirji
 
Mariz: Doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical store.
DR.Santa:Oh sorry,i forgot to write the medicine.that was my signature
 
When WORDS are not enough to EXPRESS ur feelings, Don't think u r in LOVE.!

na beta na...

U just NEED 2 join ENGLISH SPEAKING course
 
Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha namak kidar hai?
Santa-namak nahi hai.
Banta-toh dal me kya daalu?
Santa-"COLGATE" dalo,
usme Namak hai
 
Friends are like walls of home,sometimes they hold you,sometimes you lean on them and sometimes its just enough to know they are around you
 
Muze jala dena ya dafna dena
Jab mar jaun to 1 peg whisky pila dena
Mai TAJMAHAL to nahi mangta yaro
Meri kabr pe GIRLS hostel bana dena
 
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