jokes

[sallu_khn]

once a sardar balvinder singh went to a bar in usa a good looking woman came to him and sat besides him



she introduced herself as sue and said "sue to you"








sardar said myself balvinder










"balls to you"

 

[simplebluff]

Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Utha kar Bola:Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai
Banta:Sale thik se dekh Mitti nehi TATTI he

 

[simplebluff]

SANTA MUJRA Dekne gya
SariRat Mujra Dekha
Mujrewali Ne Kaha
SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUS Kro
SANTA Utha
Or
NACHNE laga

 

[simplebluff]

Santa: Lalaji dettol ka Sabun hai kya?
LalajiNaak se ungli nikalte hue) Hanji hai!
Santahir Haath Dho k 500gm Chawal de do....

 

[simplebluff]

Teacher:What is the diffrence between Orange and Apple
Santa:The color of the orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple

 

[simplebluff]

Santa to Son:Tera Teacher aa raha hai Ja Kahi Chhup ja
Sonehle Aap Chhup Jao,Apki Maut Ke Bahane Maine 2 Hafto ki Chhuti Le Rakhi hai

 

[simplebluff]

SAITAN Ne Kaha:Kisi Nek Insan Ka Number do Apun usko tang karega Maine Apka no.Diya toh SAITAN bola: MARWAYEGA kya Ye BOSS ka number he

 

[simplebluff]

In Maths Exam Sardar was Dancing instead of writing
Why?

Because Some1 told him there is marks for every Steps

 

[simplebluff]

Sardar:Meri biwi Kuyen me gir gayi aur bahot chilayi
Santa:Ab kaisi he
Sardar:Ab thik ho gayi kal se kuyen se awaj nehi ayi

 

[simplebluff]

Har gali har deewar par tumhara naam likha hai
WaH Wah
Har gali, deewar par tumhara naam likha hai


Upar WANTED aur niche INAAM likha hai!

 

[simplebluff]

GADHA : Yaar malik bahut maarta hai.
Dog : Ghar chhor de.
GADHA : Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kardunga

 

[simplebluff]

Santao you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME..

 

[simplebluff]

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating d cake prepared by me!
Husband:whom should I call now?

Police or Ambulance?

 

[simplebluff]

Sardar:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do
Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai
Sardaragal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai "DANDURF FREE"

 

[simplebluff]

Ek ladka class me RAM RAM kar raha tha
TEACHER:Tum kya kar rahe ho
Ladka:Maa ne kaha hai,sone se pehle bhagwan ko yaad karna

 

[simplebluff]

Boy:is not Principle an idiot?
Girl:do u know who i am? I am Principle daughter!
Boy:do u know me?
Girl:no
Boy:thank god!

 

[simplebluff]

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed. How can u Escape if d room caught FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop imagine

 

[simplebluff]

Q: Why was SARDAR writing the exam near the door?


A: Because it was an entrance exam

 

[simplebluff]

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly....
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10

 

[simplebluff]

Whats Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Whats Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi