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sallu_khn

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once a sardar balvinder singh went to a bar in usa a good looking woman came to him and sat besides him



she introduced herself as sue and said "sue to you"








sardar said myself balvinder










"balls to you"
 
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simplebluff

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Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Utha kar Bola:Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai
Banta:Sale thik se dekh Mitti nehi TATTI he
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
SANTA MUJRA Dekne gya
SariRat Mujra Dekha
Mujrewali Ne Kaha
SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUS Kro
SANTA Utha
Or
NACHNE laga
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Santa: Lalaji dettol ka Sabun hai kya?
Lalaji:(Naak se ungli nikalte hue) Hanji hai!
Santa:phir Haath Dho k 500gm Chawal de do....
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Teacher:What is the diffrence between Orange and Apple
Santa:The color of the orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Santa to Son:Tera Teacher aa raha hai Ja Kahi Chhup ja
Son:pehle Aap Chhup Jao,Apki Maut Ke Bahane Maine 2 Hafto ki Chhuti Le Rakhi hai
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
SAITAN Ne Kaha:Kisi Nek Insan Ka Number do Apun usko tang karega Maine Apka no.Diya toh SAITAN bola: MARWAYEGA kya Ye BOSS ka number he
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
In Maths Exam Sardar was Dancing instead of writing
Why?

Because Some1 told him there is marks for every Steps
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Sardar:Meri biwi Kuyen me gir gayi aur bahot chilayi
Santa:Ab kaisi he
Sardar:Ab thik ho gayi kal se kuyen se awaj nehi ayi
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Har gali har deewar par tumhara naam likha hai
WaH Wah
Har gali, deewar par tumhara naam likha hai


Upar WANTED aur niche INAAM likha hai!
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
GADHA : Yaar malik bahut maarta hai.
Dog : Ghar chhor de.
GADHA : Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kardunga
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME..
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating d cake prepared by me!
Husband:whom should I call now?

Police or Ambulance?
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Sardar:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do
Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai
Sardar:pagal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai "DANDURF FREE"
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Ek ladka class me RAM RAM kar raha tha
TEACHER:Tum kya kar rahe ho
Ladka:Maa ne kaha hai,sone se pehle bhagwan ko yaad karna
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Boy:is not Principle an idiot?
Girl:do u know who i am? I am Principle daughter!
Boy:do u know me?
Girl:no
Boy:thank god!
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed. How can u Escape if d room caught FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop imagine
 
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simplebluff

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly....
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10
 
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