S sallu_khn New member Jan 26, 2010 #1 once a sardar balvinder singh went to a bar in usa a good looking woman came to him and sat besides him she introduced herself as sue and said "sue to you" sardar said myself balvinder "balls to you"
once a sardar balvinder singh went to a bar in usa a good looking woman came to him and sat besides him she introduced herself as sue and said "sue to you" sardar said myself balvinder "balls to you"
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #2 Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Utha kar Bola:Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai Banta:Sale thik se dekh Mitti nehi TATTI he
Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Utha kar Bola:Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai Banta:Sale thik se dekh Mitti nehi TATTI he
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #3 SANTA MUJRA Dekne gya SariRat Mujra Dekha Mujrewali Ne Kaha SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kia Ab Ap Hume KHUS Kro SANTA Utha Or NACHNE laga
SANTA MUJRA Dekne gya SariRat Mujra Dekha Mujrewali Ne Kaha SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kia Ab Ap Hume KHUS Kro SANTA Utha Or NACHNE laga
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #4 Santa: Lalaji dettol ka Sabun hai kya? LalajiNaak se ungli nikalte hue) Hanji hai! Santahir Haath Dho k 500gm Chawal de do....
Santa: Lalaji dettol ka Sabun hai kya? LalajiNaak se ungli nikalte hue) Hanji hai! Santahir Haath Dho k 500gm Chawal de do....
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #5 Teacher:What is the diffrence between Orange and Apple Santa:The color of the orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple
Teacher:What is the diffrence between Orange and Apple Santa:The color of the orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #6 Santa to Son:Tera Teacher aa raha hai Ja Kahi Chhup ja Sonehle Aap Chhup Jao,Apki Maut Ke Bahane Maine 2 Hafto ki Chhuti Le Rakhi hai
Santa to Son:Tera Teacher aa raha hai Ja Kahi Chhup ja Sonehle Aap Chhup Jao,Apki Maut Ke Bahane Maine 2 Hafto ki Chhuti Le Rakhi hai
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #7 SAITAN Ne Kaha:Kisi Nek Insan Ka Number do Apun usko tang karega Maine Apka no.Diya toh SAITAN bola: MARWAYEGA kya Ye BOSS ka number he
SAITAN Ne Kaha:Kisi Nek Insan Ka Number do Apun usko tang karega Maine Apka no.Diya toh SAITAN bola: MARWAYEGA kya Ye BOSS ka number he
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #8 In Maths Exam Sardar was Dancing instead of writing Why? Because Some1 told him there is marks for every Steps
In Maths Exam Sardar was Dancing instead of writing Why? Because Some1 told him there is marks for every Steps
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #9 Sardar:Meri biwi Kuyen me gir gayi aur bahot chilayi Santa:Ab kaisi he Sardar:Ab thik ho gayi kal se kuyen se awaj nehi ayi
Sardar:Meri biwi Kuyen me gir gayi aur bahot chilayi Santa:Ab kaisi he Sardar:Ab thik ho gayi kal se kuyen se awaj nehi ayi
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #10 Har gali har deewar par tumhara naam likha hai WaH Wah Har gali, deewar par tumhara naam likha hai Upar WANTED aur niche INAAM likha hai!
Har gali har deewar par tumhara naam likha hai WaH Wah Har gali, deewar par tumhara naam likha hai Upar WANTED aur niche INAAM likha hai!
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #11 GADHA : Yaar malik bahut maarta hai. Dog : Ghar chhor de. GADHA : Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kardunga
GADHA : Yaar malik bahut maarta hai. Dog : Ghar chhor de. GADHA : Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kardunga
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #12 Santao you know English? Banta:Yes Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME..
Santao you know English? Banta:Yes Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME..
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #13 Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating d cake prepared by me! Husband:whom should I call now? Police or Ambulance?
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating d cake prepared by me! Husband:whom should I call now? Police or Ambulance?
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #14 Sardar:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai Sardaragal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai "DANDURF FREE"
Sardar:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai Sardaragal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai "DANDURF FREE"
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #15 Ek ladka class me RAM RAM kar raha tha TEACHER:Tum kya kar rahe ho Ladka:Maa ne kaha hai,sone se pehle bhagwan ko yaad karna
Ek ladka class me RAM RAM kar raha tha TEACHER:Tum kya kar rahe ho Ladka:Maa ne kaha hai,sone se pehle bhagwan ko yaad karna
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #16 Boy:is not Principle an idiot? Girl:do u know who i am? I am Principle daughter! Boy:do u know me? Girl:no Boy:thank god!
Boy:is not Principle an idiot? Girl:do u know who i am? I am Principle daughter! Boy:do u know me? Girl:no Boy:thank god!
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #17 INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed. How can u Escape if d room caught FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop imagine
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed. How can u Escape if d room caught FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop imagine
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #18 Q: Why was SARDAR writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #19 Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly.... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly.... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10
S simplebluff Saurabh Borse Feb 3, 2010 #20 Whats Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Whats Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi