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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
 
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
 
Frog asks Astrologer
Plz tell my future,
Ast: A young smart girl, will touch u,
Frog: Great,when &where?
As: Next year,in Biology lab..
 
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI
 
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, a job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied: Your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor
 
Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you!
Wife: Nonsense, it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with u
 
Dekha Hi Kya Chand Lamho Mein Humne
Dekne Ko Abhi Sara Jaha Baki Hai
Abhi To Ki Hai Thodi Duniya Mutthi Me
Pane Ko Abhi Sara Jaha Baki Hai
 
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yamraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
 
Circuit:ye Dr. Log operation se phele
patient ko behosh kyon karte hai?
Munnabhai:bole to,Patient khud operation karna na seekh le isliye
 
SANTA: Daarling aaj Naye Saal hai
koi aisi romantic baat
kaho ki mere pair zameen pe na rahe
Wife: Daarling "FANSI" laga lo
 
What is d height of mixed emotion?
Ur greatest enemY falls from7th floor on ur brand new Mercedes car,u dont kno whether2laugh r cry!!!
 
Thought for Success
If you do Not like any rule,do not loose patience...
Just follow it and then reach the top and..
"CHANGE THE RULE..!
 
How many times u have
failed in L0VE is not a problem
But
Once u succeed in it, then only u,il realize
.
.

HOW SWEET THE FAILURE WAS
 
Banta:Why d 4th lion of Ashoka Pillar alwys invisible?
Think
Don't give silly ans
Simple!
Santa: It doesn't like publicity;just like me
 
Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Mein Ek Ped Pe Latka Di
Aur Neeche Likh Diya
"COMING SOON"
 
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