humour

If nothing goes right, go left....:smile:

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.. :SugarwareZ-164:

Height of using Opportunity- In a cricket match one girl Painted Indian Flag on her cheeks.... A boy kissed her cheeks and said, ''I LOVE INDIA''

1 line humor – no fun, its serious [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I...

once a sardar balvinder singh went to a bar in usa a good looking woman came to him and sat besides him she introduced herself as sue and said "sue to you" sardar said myself balvinder "balls to you"

To understand and enjoy the article please open the attachment. The pics in the attachment could not be copied here and so it would not make any sense. Old is Gold The original computer... Italian Mystery Ever wondered why Italic fonts are always tilted? Here's how it all started...

TO WRITE a history of water was a good idea. Since life depends on water, it has been man’s constant companion from the moment his forebears emerged from the sea and, you could say, even before. Human affairs have therefore been intricately related to water. But man has mistreated his friend...

TO WRITE a history of water was a good idea. Since life depends on water, it has been man’s constant companion from the moment his forebears emerged from the sea and, you could say, even before. Human affairs have therefore been intricately related to water. But man has mistreated his friend...

A tragic luv story... A pig fell in love with a hen. One day they kissed each other.. . . . . . . Next day, the pig died of bird flu and bird died of Swine flu. ;););)

What is the height of Recession??? Toilet papersin companies being replaced by... .. .. Resumes of Freshers.

hope it is of use. this is a ppt for business comm with the use of humour

I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence :SugarwareZ-177:

7 ladki ke baap ne paper mey add diya-ladka paida karne ka tarika batao?? Marwadi:bibi ko ghee,churma do. Punjabi:milk/lassi do. Gujarati:ek mauka mujhe do......

:SugarwareZ-053: Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 Listen More Weather Report :SugarwareZ-161: TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge...

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who says nothing is impossible.i hv been doing nothing for years

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account. Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a...

The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now Britain's fourth biggest lender.

Being in the aviation maintenance biz, we come across some of the most hilarious moments at work. As it goes on "Snags" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by Air Force pilots and the replies from...

A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the eight-foot fence with a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. They tore down the ten-foot fence...