humour

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Gabar: Santa u hve to make all my 3 men laugh. If u fail I will kill u. Santa: Y did a girl take ladeer 2 school? Coz it was a high schooll. <All laugh except Banta. So Santa is killed...> Gabar: Nxt plz.. <The other 2 also say a joke for which all laugh except Banta. Finally only Santa and...

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air...

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table...

Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? Ans: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? Ans: I have to...

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that...

Thats how business is done DAD FINDS A BRIDE FOR HIS SON. Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your...

Humour an Effective tool Humor has long been considered one of the most effective tools to judge the quality of any relationship. If there is laughter present you can assume that the relationship is a healthy one. When the laughter ceases you can be quite certain that the relationship is on...

Corporate Lesson number one : A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden...

Rhetorical Humour and Famous Quotes Some Rhetorical Humour Are we having fun yet? Are we there yet? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? What's another word...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... Sir Norman Wisdom One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. Edgar Watson Howe A true friend is one who...