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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
randomvish
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
randomvish
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Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go anywhere!
randomvish
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
randomvish
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I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
randomvish
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
randomvish
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.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
randomvish
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
randomvish
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more(friendship or money)