humour 4 all

[tarung10]

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.

 

[randomvish]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

[randomvish]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[randomvish]

Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

 

[randomvish]

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

 

[randomvish]

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.