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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now... The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a...

(try using one of these the next time you are out of office) 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you...

Let's free our mind with refreshing jokes

hey people i found a very funny ppt abt the people workin in offices i hope u all ll enjoy it :SugarwareZ-288:

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The subject is self explanatory.. go on!!

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No...

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa. One should love animals. - They are so tasty . Save water. - Shower with your girl friend. Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. Behind every...

Swine flu spreads to 30 US states and the number of countries with confirmed cases jumped to 20 from two in little more than a week

Some one Help me on TAX 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL...

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom...

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! ***************************** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when...

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

HELLO PEOPLE i am mayank here from kolkata

LIFE IS A " FIVE STAR " KIND STAR IS "MOTHER" ACTION STAR IS "FATHER" ULTIMATE STAR IS "TEACHER" TOP STAR IS "LOVER" & THE SUPER STAR IS "FREIND"

**************************************** Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha reyan Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal. **************************************** Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April...

Hey guys, Check out COMPANY FULL FORM MNCs.. 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and...

HEY FRIENDS LETS START A NEW THREAD BY POSTING BUSINESS JOKES.....:SugarwareZ-234:

ok this is a good one...got it as an sms...here it is Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. after that......WHO CARES!!! He's a mile away & the shoes are yours!! RUN!

*lets call this guy Mr X Mr X was pursuing a 2+3degree and this incident happpened on the first few days he went to australia. Mr X went to bakery to buy some bread. below are his conversation with the bakery owner(lady). bakery owner(lady): Good day, may i help you? Mr X: (nervous) I... I...