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Q. What did the Elephant say to the Dead Ant? Ans.Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant

What did the Elephant say looking at a dead Ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant

Punjab Airlines air hostess-sir ki loge? banta-badam milk,kheer,bread pakora,with tea. air hostess-sardarji tusi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te nahi. :-)

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office. Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. Rehab is for quitters

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

funny jokes for relaxsation also picture for relaxation

LAW OF CONSERVATION OF KNOWLEDGE: This law states that whatever be the topic, whoever may be the professor, the knowledge before and after the lecture --- remains constant

IT companies and their funny abbreviations 1. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating...

"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." "I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison." "My advice...

"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation." "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." . "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up...

Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head. "Hey Banta, what's happening?" asks the bartender. "I'm in DEEP SHIT," Banta replies. "I just got caught screwing my...

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

Are you stressed out due to work pressure or due to your family? Do you need a daily laughter? Have you ever tried searching for funny stupid, humorous, silly quotes? Reading quotes is one of the best ways to be happy. It acts as a stress buster and helps you release your daily tensions. These...

There was a gang of guys which killed people and after killin they used to ring a bell why why why why why becuase they were doing MAR-Ke-TING

Mere dost tum bhi likha karo shayari, Tumhara bhi meri tarah naam ho jayega, Jab tum par bhi padenge ande aur tamatar to shaam ki sabji ka intzam ho jayega.

undino kafi darr lagta tha nachna gana khelna kudna uff bahar jana gilapan ka darr phir muje mila bas 20 RS me MOBILE COVER ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

hi friends i am mba final sem student looking out for funny universal concepts .

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