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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ _________ _________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart...

Funny matrimonials taken from available various web-sites ... just read n enjoy ..... Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like...

hey frnds...............cool lists..............some funny stuff to read..........................

:big_grin: Funny Game:big_grin: TRY THIS Pick the month (number) you were born in: 1----i shot a 2----i ate a 3----i smacked 4----i sang to 5----i fell in love with 6----i murdered 7----i gave my number to 8----i gave a lap dance to 9----i chocked on 10---i bitched out 11---i had sex with...

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Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!! An Interesting Story Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem! This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on..... A complaint was...

A teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with: People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader. Strike...

During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way. This was their scenario................. But if there is a nuclear war between India and...

ENJOY: This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people knowing thodi bahut angreji. English is a funny language. 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."...

just thought i'd contribute to the forum by addin some forwards i've got in my email accnt. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , >>>the guys' side of the story. >>>(I must admit, it's pretty good.) >>>We always hear " the rules " >>>From the female side. >>>Now...

Put the word 'only' at each possible place in the flg sentence to get totally different meanings for each: Only I saw you with your wife in cinema yesterday.. I only saw you with your wife in cinema yesterday.. I saw only you with your wife in cinema yesterday.. I saw you only with your wife...

Alabama # A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms. # Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. # An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity"...

hii check this out ..... how a HR Manager could write a love letter Check this out...this may give you one opportunity to laugh... Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend ?? To, Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Ref: Meeting in coffee...

Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............ (at your own risk!!!) 1. (Walk up behind girl/boy and point fingers shaped like gun into her/his back) "You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart." 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. Are your legs tired? (...