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Hey guys,


1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11.. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12.. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13.. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14.. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15.. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17.. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18.. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19.. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20.. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

21..PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques , No Increments
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Hey, Shedding tears from eyes while reading. Here are the list of some more laughing crackers. I dare that you won't be able to resist laughing.

MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID- Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand
I.D.I.O.T.- Intelligent Doctor in .Operation Threater
WIFE: Worries Invented for Ever
: With Idiot For Ever
DAIRY MILK:- Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 A Loving Kiss
PEPSI:- Pay Every Penny To Save Israel.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sports

KISS ---- Kind of Intimate Sensual Stimulant
Go 2 bed
O- off d Light
O- Out of tension
D- Dream a lot
N- Nice Sleep
I-Ignore Worry
G-Get Fresh
H- have a nice night


IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

BPL-Bewada Pike Ludakgaya

LLB-Laal Lugdewali Bai

Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.
Engineer: ok
Nurse: What do u feel now%u2026.??
Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply awesome babe%u2026 .

The real meaning of Study as given by engineering students

S = Sitting
T = Talking
U = Unlimited
D = Dreaming
Y = Yawning,

So get ready to study now

Pick Up Lines Used by Engineers

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Hey baby, let%u2019s make a stress-strain curve together.

Your body has the nicest arc length I%u2019ve ever seen.

Let%u2019s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

We%u2019re as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh%u2019s
You%u2019re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
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1.) *GOOGLE* - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) *YAHOO* - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) *WINDOW* - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) *COMPUTER* - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) *VIRUS* - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) *UMTS* - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) *AMOLED* - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) *OLED* - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) *IMEI* - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) *ESN* - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) *UPS* - Uninterruptible power supply.
12. *HDMI* - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) *VPN* - Virtual private network.
14.) *APN* - Access Point Name.
15.) *SIM* - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) *LED* - Light emitting diode.
17.) *DLNA* - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) *RAM* - Random access memory.
19.) *ROM* - Read only memory.
20.) *VGA* - Video Graphics Array.
21.) *QVGA* - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) *WVGA* - Wide video graphics array.
23.) *WXGA* - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) *USB* - Universal serial Bus.
25.) *WLAN* - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) *PPI* - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) *LCD* - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) *HSDPA* - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) *HSUPA* - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) *HSPA* - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) *GPRS* - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) *EDGE* - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) *NFC* - Near field communication.
34.) *OTG* - On-the-go.
35.) *S-LCD* - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) *O.S* - Operating system.
37.) *SNS* - Social network service.
38.) *H.S* - HOTSPOT.
39.) *P.O.I* - Point of interest.
40.) *GPS* - Global Positioning System.
41.) *DVD* - Digital Video Disk.
42.) *DTP* - Desk top publishing.
43.) *DNSE* - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) *OVI* - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) *CDMA* - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) *WCDMA* - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) *GSM* - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) *WI-FI* - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) *DIVX* - Digital internet video access.
50.) *APK* - Authenticated public key.
51.) *J2ME* - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) *SIS* - Installation source.
53.) *DELL* - Digital electronic link library.
54.) *ACER* - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) *RSS* - Really simple syndication.
56.) *TFT* - Thin film transistor.
57.) *AMR*- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) *MPEG* - moving pictures experts group.
59.) *IVRS* - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) *HP* - Hewlett Packard.

News paper =North East West South past and present events report.

Chess =Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers._

Cold =Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke =Joy of Kids Entertainment._

Aim =*_Ambition in Mind._

Date =Day and Time Evolution._

Eat =*Energy and Taste._

Tea =Taste and Energy Admitted._

Pen =Power Enriched in Nib._

Smile =Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

SIM =Subscriber Identity Module

etc. =End of Thinking Capacity

OK =Objection Killed

Or =Orl Korec (Greek Word)

Bye =Be with you Everytime._