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1. Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. 2. Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say you were bit skinny. 3. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. 4. Watch more TV. It's...

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell...

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)...

Funny full forms of Big Companies 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping...

Just a joke 2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4...

Just a joke The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English...

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. "My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan , If I can, If I can, If I can. " "Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then...

Guess Who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity...

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software...

After having dug to a depth of 10 metres last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed...

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?' Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!' Madam had enough...

An honest lawyer An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first...

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1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, Forgot his family, Forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals" 2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: " If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my...

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." "My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?" We are the people our parents warned us about. Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. Eat...

Agencies Have Funny Way of Showing 'Commitment' to Diversity ... can make money. ... Advertising is made up of the bottom 12% of any MBA class. ... They get paid while we get screwed." That's a comment that cuts ... More...

Agencies Have Funny Way of Showing 'Commitment' to Diversity ... can make money. ... Advertising is made up of the bottom 12% of any MBA class. ... They get paid while we get screwed." That's a comment that cuts ... More...

ONE DAY WHILE SCAFFOLDING Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife. Bob says he's good...