A man jumped into sea and never came out….
Nxt day, 2 men jumped into sea and never came out…
Tintumon after watching this concluded that:
MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER..!!
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”
The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”
The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”