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Sahood Ali
Six things boys do in exam hall..
counting no of girls
asking for pencils or scales
seeing thru window
seeing brand of pen
 
A man jumped into sea and never came out….
Nxt day, 2 men jumped into sea and never came out…
Tintumon after watching this concluded that:
MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER..!!

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”

Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”

The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”

The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”
 
in case of power cuts:
USA: ppl call at power office.
japan: ppl chk the fuse.
india: ppl chk neighbor's house! ( sabki gayi hai na! toh thik hai!!)
 
They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
 
Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.
 
Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

beta- friday ko or apka

guest; sunday ko

beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai...
 
GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.
 
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