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It's very surprising where our education system is headed ... After Analysing AICTE - CMAT 2016 Results (available on CMAT website), here are my observations: Out of total 55084 student who appeared in the exam only 6064 have got marks equal to or above 40%. Out of these 6064 student...

<h2>This is Not a Joke: David Cameron is Busy</h2> It has been a political earthquake when a left –wing MP Jeremy Corbyn won against all odds. The win of Jeremy Corbyn has been the worst time for David Cameron and myriads of people who started making blatant comments on David Cameron. During...

An MBA(Management in Business Administration) and a CA(Chartered Accountant) go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA(Chartered Accountant) wakes his MBA(Management in Business Administration) friend and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you...

DIVORCE VS MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my...

Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like? Boy: No One. I Love Someone. Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her, Ever Since I Met Her. Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends, I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…...

Hey, This my Application for New Girlfriend, Please Fill Quick and send me i am Waiting for you :)

Husband throwing knives on wifes pic. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from his wife "Hi, what are you doing?" His honest reply "MISSING YOU"

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the...

Dyslexia for cure found!

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke...

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed...

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the...

I thought I would pass on some humor for Monday just to get it kick-started. :-) Lesson 1: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So the rabbit...

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news? Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is...

Sardar gehri soch me: Wife: Kya soch rahe ho?? Sardar: Ye Zee News walo ko kaie pata chalta hai??? Wife: kya?? Sardar: ki "AAP DEKH RAHE HAIN ZEE NEWS"

1 HEARTBEAT When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

Globalization Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish...

man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally...

What happens when people of different occupations get old. - Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. - Old actors never die, they just drop apart. - Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. - Old architects never die, they just lose their structures. - Old bankers...