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9 Funny Discussions about #ImmigrationAction on Twitter 1. Today's #ImmigrationAction was a sign that we've won a battle but the war is yet to be defeated. #NeverLoseHope 2. How big does the government have to grow now in order to run background checks on 5 mil ???... #ImmigrationAction 3...

8 Funny Discussions about #HappyBirthdayMichaelClifford on Twitter 1. WHO WANTS ME TO GIVEAWAY MICHAEL'S SNAPCHAT #HappyBirthdayMichaelClifford 2. That moment when Michael is already 19 in your country. #HappyBirthdayMichaelClifford #Happy19thBirthdayMichael 3. 1 hour and 40 mins to go until...

8 Funny Discussions about #FixTheInternet on Twitter 1. Every Site Should Require A Hashtag War Tweet Instead Of A Captcha To prove You're Human #FixTheInternet 2. Take out cartridge, blow in it, return and power up again. #FixTheInternet 3. Browsing history should auto-delete...

8 Funny Discussions about #TravelWithZenfone on Twitter 1. #TravelWithZenfone bending the rules and breaking the law NOT GOOD 2. It's better to #TravelWithZenfone, rather the your gf 3. #TravelWithZenfone 10 more mins and still counting.. jus cant wait... 4. Join the Speed Ride with...

7 Funny Discussions about #MenimistTwitter on Twitter 1. When a girls kisses her bestfriend its ok but if i kiss my homie its gay? Smh #MenimistTwitter 2. #MenimistTwitter I should have the right to change in the locker room with out feeling unsafe. 3. Most women shouldn't vote...

7 Funny Discussions about #ExpelledMovie on Twitter 1. Thank u for what you do day to day @camerondallas u're such a big inspiration to me! I'm so proud of you. ILY #ExpelledMovie #vote5sos x6 2. I'm sooo freaking excited for my boyfriend's movie!! Super proud of you babe @camerondallas ❤❤...

1. This is powerful Leafs and Avs stand together to make sure Winnik is ok #tmltalk #hockeyfamily 2. Good to see @Danwinnik34 smiling with @OFranklin74 after a big scare. #tmltalk #TheLeaf 3. it's really unfortunate,that no matter what Bernier does,he'll NEVER get the Respect/Support Reims...

1. Mr. MMS. The game of dumb charades got over with your ouster as PM.You can talk now. #RahulRiotClub #CleanPolitics 2. It is good to hold debates & let people form opinion but media should not force upon their views on them by strong titles #RahulRiotClub 3. ★#MyJihad Islam Muslims...

1. Twitter users show their creativity as #ScaryStoriesIn5Words trends 2. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words "Throw up on my genitals" - Carden 3. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words Nintendo doesn't care about Mother 4. There's no more pizza left. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words 5. IAM TURNING THE WIFI OFF #ScaryStoriesIn5Words...

Together Everyone Achieves More = TEAM, Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishments toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results. - Andrew Carnegie <iframe width="640"...

Women are psychologically and physically different from men. They hide age, weight, feelings, qualities, and do things that men have never thought of doing. On that note, we explore some funny, weird facts about women that are lesser-known. Women always carry their handbags around: Men must...

There where no plastic bags in India before 1985? Over 1000 elephants were used during the construction of the Taj Mahal? The mobile users of India grows every month with about 2.5 million people? There are over 1500 software companies in Bangalore India? The first reservoir and dam for...

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. Who stopped payment on your reality check? We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is...

1. Blondes in a Convertible Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while...

The American and the Japanese corporate offices for a large multi-national corporation decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterward, the American team...

Girlfriend : Would You Like To See Magic..?? . Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH" You Are Single Now..!! Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D

Its time to have some fun and to know about interesting and funny facts. After all, sharing is caring :) Did you know? When glass breaks, the cracks move at speeds of up to 3,000 miles per hour. A new baby usually deprives each of it's parents around 350-400 hours of sleep in the first...

Check out this video --> Kaun banega MBA Deviyon aur sajjano...what option will you choose? Anything but option 'A' - Burger :peace:

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. (Rick Cook) -- macsss