Management jokes

charu16a

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A bunch of smart MBA students about to give their final paper just got nicely drunk & did not study. Next day morning remorse filled them & they thought of a brilliant idea of fooling their dean to cover their absence.

They painted their hands & dresses with oil & grease &, with disheveled hair, they burst in the examination hall where the paper was going on.

They painted a sob story of how their car developed a flat tyre the previous night on a desolate road & how they didn't get any help & had to rough out back to the campus which they reached just a few minutes earlier.

They pleaded for a re-exam after a few days.
The dean said he was a reasonable man & he would give the reexam after three days. The boys worked hard for the three days & went to the hall confidently. The dean explained that since this was an extraordinary request, the four students will give the examination from four different halls, the question paper being the same. The question paper was given to the four halls. It had 100 marks.

The first question which had just 5 marks was simple. The second question which had 95 marks was:- "WHICH TYRE?"
 
Mahabharat :


In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat
katha to a class.
He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.
So let him continue instead of me.

Masterji : To bachchon, Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
8th child is going to kill him.
He was furious.
He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning.
Second one is born and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one is born.
Now Ramu who is the smartest of the lot puts up his hand.

Masterji (nervous and confused) : Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in Mahabharata and how come you have one?

Ramu Beta : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devki's 8th child was going to
kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devki in the same cell ??
 
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