joke

[Rahil Khan]

Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.

 

[Rahil Khan]

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

 

[Rahil Khan]

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

 

[Rahil Khan]

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

 

[Rahil Khan]

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

 

[Rahil Khan]

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

 

[Rahil Khan]

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

 

[Rahil Khan]

Sorry, I don't date outside my species...........................

 

[Rahil Khan]

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

 

[Rahil Khan]

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

 

[Rahil Khan]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[Rahil Khan]

I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

 

[Rahil Khan]

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

 

[Rahil Khan]

There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

 

[Rahil Khan]

You may be recognized soon. Hide. ...............................

 

[Rahil Khan]

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.