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[Rahil Khan]

He who laughs last thinks slowest. ............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rahil Khan]

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

 

[Rahil Khan]

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rahil Khan]

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

 

[Rahil Khan]

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

 

[Rahil Khan]

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

 

[Rahil Khan]

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody....................

 

[Rahil Khan]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rahil Khan]

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

 

[Rahil Khan]

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
:hi5:

 

[Rahil Khan]

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

 

[Rahil Khan]

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

 

[Rahil Khan]

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

 

[Rahil Khan]

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it! ........................

 

[Rahil Khan]

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

 

[Rahil Khan]

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

 

[Rahil Khan]

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.........................

 

[Rahil Khan]

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.