joke

[Rahil Khan]

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

 

[Rahil Khan]

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

 

[Rahil Khan]

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

 

[Rahil Khan]

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too.

 

[Rahil Khan]

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY

 

[Rahil Khan]

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

 

[Rahil Khan]

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

 

[Rahil Khan]

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

 

[Rahil Khan]

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

 

[Rahil Khan]

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.

 

[Rahil Khan]

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

 

[Rahil Khan]

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

 

[Rahil Khan]

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

 

[Rahil Khan]

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

 

[Rahil Khan]

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM! .......................

 

[Rahil Khan]

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! ......................

 

[Rahil Khan]

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