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Krunal Dhabhi
Black Friday SMS - Text Messages For Black Friday 2015
Here's wishing your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
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Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.