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Teacher: tell yr fathers name in english Sardar: Beautiful Red Teacher: Stupid how can it be. tell correctlt Sardar: sunder lal

Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes 4 u :SugarwareZ-264: Brilliant Sardarji !!! A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap...

Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ------ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. ------ 2 sardar were...

sardar always studies in front of a mirror why ? Because ... 1. It helps saving revision time. 2. He can keep a watch on himself. 3. He likes group study.

:SugarwareZ-122:Gujju, Madrasi, sardar and lunch A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more Time for lunch, I'm...

1) TWO Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! Cool 2) After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady...

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai...

One Sardar fed up with all Sardar scenarios and went to doctor. He asked doctor to put 1 Kg of brain in his head. He asked about the cost. Doctor asked him whose brain it shoud be? It depends on that. Doctor explaining about brain cost "If Engineers Brain - Rs. 1000 per gram" "If Doctors...

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Delhi to Mumbai. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road...

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A policeman was interviewing 3 SARDARS who were getting trained to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy...

On a ROMANTIC date sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?" Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner...

Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest… First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji’s...

once a sardar was in a bar n saw 2 white men standing besides him n ordering the 1st guy said hi..jack single the 2nd guy said hi jhonny single so the sardar told the bartender hi jasvinder married..

2 sardar's.... playing chess..... ha ha ha ......

sardar: are light chali gayi to kam se fan to shuru kar do.. sardarni: ki na sardowali baat agar fan shuru kar diya to candle nahi buz jayegi... :)

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi. Sardar : Gandhi was a great man, I dont know who is Jayanthi. 2. Sardar : You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How ? Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio. 3. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked...

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the...

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel Institute of Textile Management, Coimbatore (An Autonomous Institute, Ministry of Textiles, Government of India) Applications are invited for the following programmes: 1. Two Year Post-Graduate Diploma Programme in Textile Management: Specialisations are offered in...