sardar

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! :SugarwareZ-299:

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. :SugarwareZ-299:

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! :SugarwareZ-254:

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? :bump:

Manager asked to sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.:SugarwareZ-098:

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR :SugarwareZ-191:

Ek sardar Khana kha raha tha......................................................... Kambkhto ..........Kya woh aaram se khana bhi nahi kha sakta? Sab bekufi kya sardar hi karega?Dnt expect everytime

A 2 Seater Plane in which sardar is a pilot crashed in a graveyard in mumbai. The Sardar has so far found 500 bodies and is still digging for more.......

by prashant biyani tata infotech [email protected] =========================== SARDAR QUESTIONS Q: Why does Sardars always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: What do you call a Sardarji in an institution of higher learning? A: A...

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. gets stabbed in a shoot-out. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. tries to drown a fish in water. thinks socialism means partying. trips over a cordless phone...

A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2...

1. Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ? Banta : It Means... S - Sardaron ka M - Mazaak udane ki S - Service 2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office 3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. he went and...

Kidnapping by a sardar There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying...

U MITE HAVE READ DIS EARLIER A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 Crore. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B)...

plenty of sardar jokes in d pdf attached...... have a nice laugh!!!

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelesto New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American...

1. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office........ 2. koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola...

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part..... One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home. Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation? Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Rajiv: Logic is very easy...

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the Sardars could stay. If the...