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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta :Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa.. Daku :Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta :Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao! Santa :Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai...

Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor...

Santa Clara University Conference "Voices of Global Leaders" Focuses on Empowering Wo Santa Clara University Conference "Voices of Global Leaders" Focuses on Empowering Women to Be Agents of Change ... undergraduate business program is recognized as one of the best in California, and its MBA...

Santa Clara University: Hon. Eugene Hyman and Santa Clara County Superior Court Honored for Public Service by the United Nations ... rigorous program, including graduate degrees in international law and intellectual property law; a combined J.D./MBA degree; and certificates in intellectual...

Santa Clara University: Hon. Eugene Hyman and Santa Clara County Superior Court Honored for Public ... rigorous program, including graduate degrees in international law and intellectual property law; a combined J.D./MBA degree; and certificates in intellectual property law, international law...

Santa Clara University: Hon. Eugene Hyman and Santa Clara County Superior Court Honored for Public Service by the United Nations ... rigorous program, including graduate degrees in international law and intellectual property law; a combined J.D./MBA degree; and certificates in intellectual...

Innovators Meet Investors at 2008 Boomer Venture Summit at Santa Clara University ... undergraduate business program is recognized as one of the best in California, and its MBA program is ranked among the top 15 in the country among part-time graduate programs ... More...

Lets catch up on the classical santa banta jokes ..... Here's one : how does santa kill a fish?? By drownin it ... How does banta kill a bird ? By pushin it from the top of a cliff

Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

SANTA WAS ASKED TO SWOT ANYISE HIM SELF THEN HE SAY. STRENGTH: MY WIFE.......... JEETO. WEAKNESS: BANTAS WIFE....PREETO OPPERTUNITY:WHEN BANTA IS ON TOUR . THREAT: WHEN I AN ON TOUR. KEEP SMILING :bigsmile::SugarwareZ-191: :bigsmile:

Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards !

Santa:I tried calling you up so many times. I always got a message saying, “Switched off’. Banta: Nahi Pape that’s my ‘Hello Tune’. Ek baar ek train chalte-chalte achanak kheton mein ghus gayi... Sub upar niche ho gaya... sare log idhar dar gaye... Koi idhar gira koi udhar gira... Subko laga...

Once Banta was in the loo, suddenly a loud noise came from the bathroom "THADAM", Banta's wife came running and said "main kya ji ki hoya"(what happened) banta:"oye Kuch nahi hoya, pajama gir gaya si(nothing happened,dont worry, my pajama fell down)banta:"oye vich main bhi si"(i was there with...

• Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere. Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album. • Baniye shayar ne arz kiya. Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us...

• Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye! Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where? • Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. • Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married...

Ho Ho Ho ! Ha Ha Ha ! Santa Claus is coming your way, Ho Ho Ho ! Ha Ha Ha ! He will be there on Christmas day. Santa's red cap stands upright, His moustache is thick and white, Santa's tummy quivers like jelly, Dear Santa is always jolly. Santa's laugh is loud and booming, And his eyes are...

I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground, and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my...

CYBER SANTA SHINES LIGHT IN EUROPE’S RETAIL GLOOM London Hindustan Times Santa Claus is as likely to be coming through cyberspace in Europe this year instead of down the chimneystack. Online retail sales are predicted to hit a record high in Europe's three big economies — Germany, France...

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About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the Sardars could stay. If the...