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:SugarwareZ-251:Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the...

ek aadmi apne dost k sath road pe chal raha tha to ekdumse truck ka horn baja aur wo rone laga tab uske friend ne puchha kyon ro raha hai to usne kahe ki hafte pahele meri bivi ek truck wale ke sath bhag gayi. to dost bola koi bat nahi usme itna roneki. tab wo bola yad aa rahi hai iss liya nahi...

santa banta zokes: Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape? Santa: It`s simple! I will stop imagining !!!

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. :SugarwareZ-153:

Bad day for Banta: He puts on his shoe, buckle comes off. He opens the door, knob comes off. He picks up his suitcase, handle comes off. Now he's afraid to pee.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

santa ko exam me ans nahi aata tha to usne ans me lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllll aise kar diya or likha k skrach karo or ans pao...........

santa :oye wat ru doin? banta:recording my baby's voice, santa:but why? banta:when he grows up, i will ask him wat he meant by dis.

Santa went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered...

banta-tu mujhe hamesha bevcoof kyu banata hai.. santa-kyunki tu 'banta' hai..

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards! hahahahhaha

titanic was sinking a man asked santa how far is the land? santa answered 2 kms ..man jumped into d sea and asked which direction ..santa answered downwards.!!!:SugarwareZ-087:.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'...

Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects...

Ek aadmi Train se Utar ke poochta hai "Ye konsa Station Hai....? Sardar ne Socha.... Socha..... Sochaaaaaaa.... Aur Bola..... Railway Station.....!

SRK was detained for two hours at Newark airport in US. Though SRK says he doesn't want an apology, Minister Ambika Soni asked for tit for tat treatment for Americans!

Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! :D Titanic was sinking. An...

Santa Singh catches his wife cheating on him... infuriated he decides to kill his wife and himself.... So he draws his pistol and puts it to his temple Wife : Laughs ....hahaha Santa: Dont laugh ...you'r next :) :)

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...