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Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

santa; a sardar , purchased a new skoda car.normally it takes 2 hours to go to his uncles house . but to come back from his uncles house in the same car it takes 2 days. why?????? banta: because he forgot the route trough which he reached his uncles house. santa; no sonata; because he met...

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common Question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy...

Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak). In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa...

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother. A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a...

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Obama, Brown and Santa were part of an IQ Contest. Final Round - Tiebreaker Question. What is the fastest thing a human can do ? Obama - Think. Nothing is faster than thought Brown - Blinking an Eye. You can do that faster than you can gather your thoughts. Santa - Lose Motions. Obama and...

santa to banta : banta jaldi uth earthquake aya hai, ye ghar tootnw wala hai. banta : aare to thik hai, ghar tootte ga to makan malik ka tootte ga aapna todde hi na tootte ga.

Hitler: "there is no word called IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary." Santa: Ab bolne se kya fayda, jab kharidi thi tab batana chahiya tha.

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It’s fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie...

once Santa & Banta were going alongside of the road. Banta saw a woman taking bath. Banta: abe sante dekh us k boobs kitne bade hai. Santa: aire boobs se yaad aaya, bhabhiji kaise hain.

once santa said to his teacher:Can i go to toilet? Teacher:- No santa, may i go to toilet? Santa:- thats not fair, i asked first.

Bomb and Sardar 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, Santa: chal police ko de k aate hain. Banta: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? Santa: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha :bigsmile:

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and...

santa: tell me if 11 brothers have a sister for evryone, how many are they in total. banta: very easy, 11+11 = 22. santa: hahahaha. bewakoof, 11+1 = 12, all brothers will b having the same sister. hahahahaha

Banta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince Banta that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the...

Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai? Nahin. To kya Behan lagti hai? Nahin. To phir chadne kyun nahin deta? • Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho...

• Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it. Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested. • Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs? Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between...