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Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the...

sante said i m santa and banta said that i ma banta..

Santa Banta went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water

Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye...

Q: What did the gangster`s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

Santa ne challenge kiye....... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh ke mumbai le jayega". Saare news wale pahunch gaye... Tab bola.. "Bas koi utha ke sar pe rakh de"...:SugarwareZ-191:

This one is about Santa... our English lecturer Santa ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires : Santa: "...

Santa ne banta se pucha hamare beech kya relation hai....to usne kaha jo besan aur pakode ka hai...kyunki jab besan santa h tab pakoda banta hai....

Santa Promotion ke baad supervisor se manager ho gaya, Ghar aakar biwi Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai. ? ? BOLA:Aaj Se Tu manager k sath Soegi;

santa college ki ladki se bola i love u .. ab tum bolo .. ladki boli abhi ruko main sir ko batati hu.. santa bola koi faayda nai hai sir pehle se shaadi shuda hain ...:SugarwareZ-169::SugarwareZ-169::SugarwareZ-169::SugarwareZ-169::SugarwareZ-169::SugarwareZ-169::SugarwareZ-221::SugarwareZ-221:

1. George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that`s them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We`re...

Banta: why it is said that children brighten a home? Santa: That is because they never turn any of the lights off.

interviewr: wats d difference in landline n a mobile? santa again at his best- landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hai aur mobile ka anguthe se :D

santa driving the jeep in the jungle . tourist- if a lion follows close to us how can we escape? santa- give a right indicator and a left turn:thumbsup:

santa: i woke up at night for toilet found a tiger in my toilet banta: then??? santa: then what i asked him that you carry on i am done with it i know its a bad one heheheh:SugarwareZ-193::SugarwareZ-193:

opposite of santa? iodex..??? santa= sardar,, iodex= a-sardar!!!! :P

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Santa: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Santa: Well...

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.