u r in BMS.....when....

chaitalithakker

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
hii...
just read it... and remember ur experiences.... in being a BMS..


U know u r in BMS when…..

ü u know 100 reasons y ur printer wont work at the last moment

ü u also know 100 ways to please it to print somehow!!

ü When u know all the cliparts in powerpoint

ü u tell ur mom ways to reduce "lead time" in
producing tea and
also help in "crashing" the "process time"

ü a 45 minutes lecture is toooo short!!

ü AID is followed not by S but by A again!!

ü When u know the phone nos, birthdates and email addresses
of
almost the whole class!!! (and yet the phone chain will never reach
everyone!)

ü U know half the racks and books in the library

ü the marksheet seems like a "performance appraisal"

ü the no of projects u do exceeds the no of movies and
parties u go
to

ü when offered a choclate, u eat it, turn the wrapper and see
the
manufacturer's and the marketer's name!!

ü when LEE, Philip and Peter are not only brands, but also
Ioccoca,
Kotler and Drucker

ü when 1+1 = 3 (no pun intended!!!)

ü when ur sister sends u on an errand and u call it
"delegation"

ü when LPG no longer means liquid petroleum gas!!

ü When ur mom prepares a new dish and u exclaim,
"innovation!"

ü When u wonder where Vajpayee stands on Maslow's need
hierarchy theory

ü When the dosawalla chats with u, and u call it relationship
marketing!!

ü When u wonder what is BJP's marketing strategy for the
coming
elections, and how will Congress position itself against it!!

ü When what the dhobi does for u, u call it "outsourcing
your non
core activities"!!

ü When the words, `vision', `mission',
`goals', `targets'
and `deadlines' are very commonly heard

ü When u look at marriage as "Strategic Alliance"!

ü And finally, when u start looking at ur pocket money as
your "Operating Cost", your new bike as "Capital
Investment" and start
wondering what is the ROI??!!



got it....u know when u r in bms....


chalo bye


chaitali
 
New one ...

U Know Ur A Bms Student When……………………….
1.U Spend At Least 3 Hours A Day On The Net Doing Research For Ur Projects .
2.U Know The Rates Of The All The Xerowallahs & The Printing Charges Of All
Places In Mumbai .
3.All The Xeroxwallahs Know U Bu Ur Name Since U Sponsor 50% Of Their Income .
4.U Find Out What Ur Supposed To Study One Day Before The Exam .
5.U Spend More Time Xeroxing & Compiling Notes Rather Than Studing Them .
6.U Have Lectures On Sunday & Some Other Day Is The Week Is Ur Weekly Off .
7.U Participate In At Least 30 Festivals A Year So That Other Colleges
Participate In Ur Fest .
8. U Spend More Time On Working On Projects Than Studing For Ur Exams .
9.U Attempt To Read The Economic Times .
10.U Teach Ur Mom Motivation Techniques So That She Motivates U To Study For The
Exam .
11.Ur Class Picnic Is Called An “ Industrial Visit “ .
 
Hi all..

Both the parties have really given a nice description of bms...

awesome..

Also one more thing for you all..

Most you all study in XEROX SCHOOL OF BUSINESS MANAGEMENT..

am I rite??

But be prepared, when you all go in for MBA.. it will bemost of the time same too..
:tea:
take care
 
Here's one more description of BMS life:

Arz kiya hai....

"BMS karne wale marte nahin zinda dafnaye jaate hai,
Har 6 mahino mein tadpaye jaate hai,
marne ke baad bhi dekhoge toh
kabr mein management theories banate nazar aate hai"
 
Yea coool post..i remember my fy days...my first presentation...the chit in my hand and my legs shivering...hmmm those were the days.....nothings changed im jus in ty and my legs dont shiver anymore lolz................
 
try to change the chit in your hand thing :p .

Dont mug up speeches, dnt make chits.. just make the presentation as if you are explaining a concept you know inside out, to your friends.

The first couplea times it will be difficult, but believe me... it feels great to explain people your part of the project in your own words generated on the spot with a sense of humour.

It doesnt work fr everyone, so quit if you cant do it even after 5-6 attempts . ( though remember the saying, quiters never win ,winners never quit)
 
i forgt to mention tht i dont use chits anymore ,i do mug up my presentation at times ,,I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM - I CAN NEVER GIVE A SERIOUS PRESENTATION, I MEAN ILL BE FORMAL FOR 3/4TH OF THE PRESENTATION IN THE MIDDLE OR IN THE END ILL CRACK A JOKE OR MAKE EVERY1 LAUGH...i gt a 9/10 always bt i wanna be serious ya...i guess its jus in my personality.ohhh i be serious only in PR-YAMINI MAAMS PRESENTATION..coz if i dont ---> R.I.P<------
 
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