manishsinghon
Manish Singh
oke 1:
A boy in class is learning about bones. Their teacher is sick for the day, a real senile old man that teaches biology. Their sub is the total opposite. One, it's a girl. Second, it's a young woman, easily just out of college. Third, instead of being mean and ugly, she's very sweet and beautiful...and well endowed. This is a school where the teachers must wear a uniform, but when the sub was explaining in embarrassment the misfitting of hers she calmly said "they didn't have any in my size top. i guess my e's are pretty uncommon around here." this caused some awkward laughs, followed by the discussion on the skeleton.
"there are 206 bones in the body. and each has its own name. can any of you name any of the 206 bones?" the sub had asked. the boy had raised his hand.
"i dont know all of them, but i DID have a question..." the boy had said. the sub had been overjoyed and proceeded to jump with enthusiasm, mainly to keep the intellectual spark going. however, this had another effect: her assets bounced as well, as the uniform could not hold in her chest well. the badly zipped zipper slid down slightly, giving a bit of cleavage action, as well as a peak at the peaks of her boobs.
"yes?" the sub had replied, beaming.
"is there ever an instance where a normal human has more bones than 206?"
"well there have been cases, as in childeren who havn't had their bones fully fused or if there are genetic differences...why?
"well...because i then dont think im normal..."
"why?"
"because after your display just there, i think i gained another bone...."
the poor boy never knew what was coming...he hasnt been seen at school since....
joke 2:
in a texting conversation a boy enjoyed doing short hand. he would do den tho dam and so on, ignoring spelling and so on. one day he slipped up and called a girl he had met "girly" she replied "well i AM a girl. i have boobs dont i?" he had replied "yes u do have aoobs." "she replied your so weird...you misspelled boobs!" he answered "not in your case. i had heard girls define breast size with letters, a being the smallest. i just thot itd b easier to spell the word boobs for ur pair "aoobs." that day it was proved that you could in fact kill someone over the fone.
joke 3:
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i really couldnt think of a third joke. so how about you guys do comments with your own? ok peace out...this random deviation of jokes is OVER..lol
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A boy in class is learning about bones. Their teacher is sick for the day, a real senile old man that teaches biology. Their sub is the total opposite. One, it's a girl. Second, it's a young woman, easily just out of college. Third, instead of being mean and ugly, she's very sweet and beautiful...and well endowed. This is a school where the teachers must wear a uniform, but when the sub was explaining in embarrassment the misfitting of hers she calmly said "they didn't have any in my size top. i guess my e's are pretty uncommon around here." this caused some awkward laughs, followed by the discussion on the skeleton.
"there are 206 bones in the body. and each has its own name. can any of you name any of the 206 bones?" the sub had asked. the boy had raised his hand.
"i dont know all of them, but i DID have a question..." the boy had said. the sub had been overjoyed and proceeded to jump with enthusiasm, mainly to keep the intellectual spark going. however, this had another effect: her assets bounced as well, as the uniform could not hold in her chest well. the badly zipped zipper slid down slightly, giving a bit of cleavage action, as well as a peak at the peaks of her boobs.
"yes?" the sub had replied, beaming.
"is there ever an instance where a normal human has more bones than 206?"
"well there have been cases, as in childeren who havn't had their bones fully fused or if there are genetic differences...why?
"well...because i then dont think im normal..."
"why?"
"because after your display just there, i think i gained another bone...."
the poor boy never knew what was coming...he hasnt been seen at school since....
joke 2:
in a texting conversation a boy enjoyed doing short hand. he would do den tho dam and so on, ignoring spelling and so on. one day he slipped up and called a girl he had met "girly" she replied "well i AM a girl. i have boobs dont i?" he had replied "yes u do have aoobs." "she replied your so weird...you misspelled boobs!" he answered "not in your case. i had heard girls define breast size with letters, a being the smallest. i just thot itd b easier to spell the word boobs for ur pair "aoobs." that day it was proved that you could in fact kill someone over the fone.
joke 3:
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i really couldnt think of a third joke. so how about you guys do comments with your own? ok peace out...this random deviation of jokes is OVER..lol
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