The Perfect Husband..
>>>
>>>
>>> Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
>>>a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began
>>>to talk.
>>>
>>> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>>>
>>> MAN: "Hello"
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Yes"
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
>>>coat.
>>> It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
>>>models. I saw one I really liked."
>>>
>>> MAN: "How much?"
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "£70,000"
>>>
>>> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
>>>is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will
>>>probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a
>>>pretty good price."
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>>>
>>> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
>>>him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>>>
>>> He smiles and asks:
>>>
>>> Man :"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>> Excuses are the bricks that make the wall of failure
>>>
>>>
>>> Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
>>>a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began
>>>to talk.
>>>
>>> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>>>
>>> MAN: "Hello"
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Yes"
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
>>>coat.
>>> It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
>>>models. I saw one I really liked."
>>>
>>> MAN: "How much?"
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "£70,000"
>>>
>>> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
>>>is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will
>>>probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a
>>>pretty good price."
>>>
>>> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>>>
>>> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>>>
>>> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
>>>him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>>>
>>> He smiles and asks:
>>>
>>> Man :"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>> Excuses are the bricks that make the wall of failure
