Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant.
But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would
our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.":SugarwareZ-198:
Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.
Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for
all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.
So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan
standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking
but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
Question: How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye
raaste".
Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass
by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind.
Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!
Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?............
..........
........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam
kya hai? ...........
............
This one's really simple...
Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A
software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
Question: In an elephant school, some loafer elephants
were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female
elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants say
about her?
Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!
Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
naam kya tha?
Ans: Adidas.
Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble
brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.
Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan
pooja and the Indian cricket team?
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.
Question: Who is Joe?
Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie
"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really
want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.
But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would
our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.":SugarwareZ-198:
Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.
Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for
all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.
So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan
standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking
but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
Question: How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye
raaste".
Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass
by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind.
Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!
Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?............
..........
........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam
kya hai? ...........
............
This one's really simple...
Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A
software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
Question: In an elephant school, some loafer elephants
were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female
elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants say
about her?
Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!
Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
naam kya tha?
Ans: Adidas.
Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble
brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.
Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan
pooja and the Indian cricket team?
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.
Question: Who is Joe?
Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie
"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really
want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.